TITLE: Man-Bat Fighting
AUTHOR: XochiLuvr
E-MAIL: xochiluvr@surfacing.com
CATEGORY: Filk. Yes, filk.
ARCHIVE: Ephemeral, Xemplary, Gossamer. They have to.
Would anyone _voluntarily_ archive this?
SPOILERS/COMMENTS:
Patience may be a virtue, but I'm quickly losing mine.


Apologies to Carl, et al. As far as CC goes, I'm wholly unrepentant.


Everybody was man-bat fighting
That bat was fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Except for the piss-poor lighting!

They were really stupid men from a backwater town
They were laughing it up, shooting ScullyÕs theories down
CC likes it gory, airing another rehashed story
All we needed was a Sammy clone when they got home.

Everybody was man-bat fighting
That bat was fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
This wasn't worth a contract signing.

Conspiracy!Scully beside ol' Johnny Doggett
By act three you know we all hoped he'd bought it
But when we came back, Scully was putting holes throughout the shack
Scully, once the Great Debater, again chose to shoot first and ask about it
later.

Everybody was man-bat fighting
That bat was fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But I'd rather have a Mulder sighting.


Yes, this is the end (You're welcome). Feedback may determine whether or not
I immediately go back to writing the virtutes casefile or post-col, or I
write the sequel to "Everybody Was Man-Bat Fighting" to the tune of "There's
Got To Be A Morning After."