TITLE: Post Roadrunners Filks AUTHOR: XochiLuvr E-MAIL: xochiluvr@surfacing.com CATEGORY: Filk. Yes, filk. Bad Chris. This is what you left me with. ARCHIVE: Already at the Slug Cultist's hymnal, http://geocities.com/msebasky/slug_hymnal.html All praise the Jebuslug! --------- This Little Slug of Mine (very minor changes) This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide. This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide. This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide, Ev'ry day, ev'ry day, Ev'ry day, ev'ry day, Gonna let my little slug slide. On Monday, he gave me the gift of love; On Tuesday, peace came from above. On Wednesday told me to have more faith; On Thursday, gave me a little more grace. On Friday, told me to watch and pray On Saturday, told me just what to say, On Sunday, let my baby die Just to let my little slug slide. (oh) This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide. This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide. This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide, Ev'ry day, ev'ry day, Ev'ry day, ev'ry day, Gonna let my little slug slide. Now some say you got to run and hide. But we say there's no place to hide. And some say let others decide, But we say let the people decide. Some say the time's not right, But we say the time's just right. If there's a dark corner in our land, You gotta to let your little slug slide. (oh) This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide. This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide. This little slug of mine, I'm going to let it slide, Ev'ry day, ev'ry day, Ev'ry day, ev'ry day, Gonna let my little slug slide. ---------- Let it Snow... or Grow Oh, the residents all are frightening, But the slug is so exciting, And since I've no way to go, Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow. It doesn't show signs of stopping, And my skull is fit for popping; The hole in my back's down low, Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow. When they finally tie me tight, How I'll hate the torture so; But if you really tie me right, All I'll ask is do me slow. The baby's slowly dying, And my God is in my spine, But as long as you hold me so, Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow. -------- Jesus Slug (I'm Dreaming of a...) I'm dreaming of a Jesus slug Just like the one I used to host When the slime trail glistens and fetuses listen to mommy moaning like a ghost. I'm dreaming of a Jesus slug With every new thing in my back May your slug be slimy and bright And may all your dress shirts be tight. I'm dreaming of a Jesus slug With every Mulder box I trash May your slug be holy and divine And may all your Jebuslugs regenerate like mine. --------- This one is filched from Monty Python. The original can be heard at http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl/full.cgi?everysperm.wav Every Slug is Sacred (minimal changes) There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, there are Hindus and Mormons and then there are those that follow Mohammed -but- I've never been one of them. I'm a Jebuslug wrangler and have been since before you were born, and the one thing they say about slugs is they'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. All you need's a show that's gone lame. You don't have to have any clothes on, you're a host once the last guy gets brained. ...Because... Every slug is sacred, every slug is great, If a slug is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every slug is sacred, every slug is great, If a slug is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathens kill theirs, on the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for each slug that can't be found. Every slug is wanted, every slug is good. Every slug is needed, in your neighborhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, spill theirs just anywhere but God loves those who treat their Jebuslugs with more care. Every slug is sacred, every slug is great, If a slug is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every slug is sacred, every slug is great, If a slug is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every slug is useful, every slug is fine. God needs many bodies, (mine, and mine, and mine!) Let the fibbies kill theirs in inbred 'ville and 'hood. God shall strike them down 'cause each slug that's killed's not good! Every slug is sacred, every slug is good, every slug is needed, in your neighborhood, Every slug is sacred, every slug is great, If a slug is wasted, God gets quite irate. ----------