Title: CC's Season Finale In 155 Words
Author: XochiLuvr
E-mail: xochiluvr@surfacing.com
Category: Total idiocy.
Spoilers: Nothing specific, but Mulder's MIA
Rating: G
Feedback: I'm scared.
Summary: The whole thing is 155 words. There ain't no stinking summary.
Disclaimer: As long as Buchanan doesn't win, they're CC's.


CC's Season Finale In 155 Words


    The pair entered the office cautiously.
    "I have a case for you," intoned the Deputy Director.
    "Sir?" Scully asked, motioning to her oversized tummy.
    "This is more important than any personal inconveniences you may have,"
Kersh barreled.
    "What's the case, sir?" questioned Doggett.
    "Several thousand voting slips have disappeared in Florida. You will
investigate. I want answers," the DD commanded.
    Before the Agents were dismissed, Scully stood as quickly as her stomach
would allow and leaned over the desk. Despite her tiny stature she
overshadowed the Deputy Director. He was forced to lean back in his plush
leather chair.
    "You want answers? You can't handle the answer!" Scully shrilled. "You
know damn well where those slips are, you traitor! They're with Mulder!"
    Doggett herniated himself laughing, and later that day Kersh opted for
early retirement, citing job-related stress.
    Scully gave birth that afternoon, but was unable to actively participate
thanks to the straitjacket and tranquilizers.

End.